Can you spot the differences?

When Geoff came home with the birds nest, I was upset. I said to him "What if I did that to my hair? You wouldn't be very attracted to that, now would you?!" Thanks to Shellene and her mad photoshop skills, I can finally drive home that point:

See that poor unfortunate she-male on the right? That's a composite of both Geoff and I. Our poor babies.