a frightful sight.



What are your middle names? ann and darrell (duh-rell, if your asking G.)

How long have you been together? Got married on June 13th. Met in February. (whew that was quick!)

How long did you know each other before you started dating?  We didnt know each other before we started dating. We just started dating right off the bat.

Who asked who out? Well, if you call Geoff writing on Facebook chat "this place is cold, maybe you
could use someone to warm you up?" on facebook asking me out, then I would have to say Geoff.

Whose siblings do you see the most? Mine.

Do you have any children together? No sir.

What about pets? No, thanks!

Did you go to the same school? We both spend 12 hrs. of our day at Oregon State. And the other 12 doing homework in our small apartment, seperately.

Who is the most sensitive? me, hands down.

Where do you eat out most as a couple? Applebees. Geoff cant get enough of their 1/2 price appatizers after 9. It usually follows up our trip to Stimulus Tuesday at the movies.

Where is the furthest you have ever traveled as a couple? Arizona.

Who has the worst temper? Maybe me, maybe Geoff. I dont really know.
Who does the cooking? Me, although cooking is done at a minimum seeing as I dont really like to cook just for myself.

Who is more social? I think we both know times that we want to spend with each other and times we want to spend with others. But sometimes, I think I am.

Who is the neat freak? Neither of us. We keep a fairly tidy place, but we dont always have a lot of time, and we have zero to none in storage space, so things can get a little messy.

Who is the most stubborn? HA!! We are both equally stubborn, we are both products of being the last child. (but sometimes Geoff can be more stubborn--a lot more stubborn)

Who hogs the bed? Well, Geoff is generally a bigger person. But I take the covers with me.

Who wakes up earlier? Depends on the day.

Where was your first date? The bowling alley.

Who has the bigger family? Equally, unless you count nieces and newphews, then Geoff wins.

Do you get flowers often?

Who eats more? G-train.

Who sings better? G-money.

Who does the laundry? That'd be me.

Who is better with the computer? Me, again. Geoff told me I just recently introduced the "tab" button into his life. I couldnt believe he'd never used it.

Who drives when you are together? He does. He gets mad at me when I drive.

Who picks where you go to dinner? We cant make that decision. ever.

Who is the first one to admit when they are wrong? Geoff, im a bad person.

Who wears the pants in this relationship? Together we share a extra large pair of sweatpants.

Who eats more sweets? Geoff eats a higher volume of sweets, but I think I eat them more often.

Who cries more? yeah, me again.

What's your best day together? One where we dont have any prior obligations like work, school football. It happens very rarely but when it does, its awsome.

Where did you honeymoon? Cannon Beach, Oregon.

Favorite date night? Stimulus Tuesday. $1 popcorn and soda and $2 candy at the movies. We end up spending more than we would on a regular night, even though we think were getting a deal.

Couple I imagine us growing old like? Me pushing Geoff around in a wheelchair because football took his knees and him still wearing basketball shorts, listening to rap, still acting like one of the kids and poking the neighborhood kids with his cane. Oh, and i'll probably have alzheimers.

Tell us about you.


Dear Lil' Wayne,

I'm sorry your going to prison for a year. I'm going to miss your mad beats.

I hope you start a record label in the slammer.


Dear Lindsanity,

You used to be so cute. And now your so crazy. I'm sorry your parents treat you like an object and only try to use you to get ahead. I'm sorry your little sister is already turning into no good. Im sorry your girlfriend broke up with you. Im sorry you look like your 60 years old in all your recent pictures. I'm sorry Dennis Quaid hasnt swooped you up and taken you home, loved and cared for you, and made you one of his own. (like he SHOULD!! you have committments Quaid, you played her father on the parent trap, which makes you contractually obligated to play her father now!).  And im sorry that you spent all your money on rehab and didnt see results.

I miss you little lindsay.


best weekend ever, and thats a fact.

Geoff had a bye week for football so we decided to get out of Corvallis and hang out with my parents for the weekend and we had a lot of fun. Friday was the opening of Harvest Festival in Hood River so we decided to go try our luck there are well as going to the surrounding fruit stands otherwise known as 'the fruit loop'. By the end of the day or car was loaded with apples, pumkins, gourds, broom corn, pear vinegar, raspberry chocolate sauce and mums.

 One of these things is not like the other...
That apple is huge! Its called Eve's Delight.

Geoff said this picture reminded him of Grandma Tom because it looked like something she would put in her garden.

loads of gourds

"how'd ya like these melons?"
his words, not mine.

They had crepes and C-span and I did partake.
it was only right.

Disney decided to film 'Pirates of the Carribean 4" on the Colombia Gorge.

 just kidding, i dont know why there was a pirate ship on the river.
just like I dont know why this guy thought he should be on the road in his Rascal.

but thats a different story for a different day.

We went to a pumpkin patch called Rasmussens that I havent been to in many, many years.
but I used to go there all the time.

thats a moss horse. duh.
I used to fit in here.

Sorry Geoff, adult supervision required. Sign says. No entry for you.

My old stompin' grounds.

They also have a corn maze to which Geoff came out victorious.

And a fun house which featured pumkins re-enacting important things like:

the civil war.
go beavs!

and movies filmed in Oregon:
the goonies.

Kindergarten Cop.
The Arnold looks a little lean here if you ask me.

and Free Willey, apparently.

After all the excitement we decided to head back home,
All around the trees look incredible right now.

And then we celebrated my biddy, once more.
Its been the longest birthday celebration of my life.
I like it.

my cute little birthday cake.
It was made by Bev Eagy, cake maker extraordinaire, who also happened to make my wedding cake.
which also happens to be the same cake my mom ordered for my biddy.
I love nutella.


birthday flowers.

Can you guess who these are from?

One more hint?

Gracias Geoff. May I never forget.


Its the great pumpkin, Geoff Garner!

For my biddy (birthday) I told Geoff I wanted to go to a pumpkin patch. I found one online called Davis Family Farms located 5 miles out of town. Needless to say, it rocked!

While we waited for the tractor to come we tried out some flavored honey sticks

Our chariot finally came to wisk us away

We were totally stoked

Pumpkin lovers

In search of "the garner family pumpkin" as geoff says.
Our final decision. We preferred to go the multi-racial route.

Mr. Davis, drove us to the patch in his tractor. But he let us drive the tractor back to the homestead. All three of us sat together in front.

The view from our sweet ride

We totally fit in.


Larry, you rock.

Saturday my dad came down for the game and we had a pretty fun time together. We went to the farmers market to pick up some apple cider. This stuff is sooo good. I had to get it for Geoff because 1. I know how much he enjoys "beverages" and that I dont buy enough "beverages" 2. He likes apple juice a lot so I figured he'd love apple cider even more. Its so pure and so wonderful.

after we did that we went down to Melhafs mens store and decked the man out.


Then we went to Home Depot, because thats what you do with Larry--you go to Home Depot. Actually, I asked him if we could go because I wanted to make some shelves. So we spent the next hour making me some awesome shelves.

Clamps, man.


My dad said to put up some pictures and see how the shelves feel. I didnt have any extra pictures so I put up some DVD's.

I love my new shelves. Geoff loves them, too. He wasnt just happy already because we beat Stanford. He was really just happy about the shelves. Nothing else. (yeah, right.)
Gracias padre!