10.24.2009

Dear Lindsanity,



You used to be so cute. And now your so crazy. I'm sorry your parents treat you like an object and only try to use you to get ahead. I'm sorry your little sister is already turning into no good. Im sorry your girlfriend broke up with you. Im sorry you look like your 60 years old in all your recent pictures. I'm sorry Dennis Quaid hasnt swooped you up and taken you home, loved and cared for you, and made you one of his own. (like he SHOULD!! you have committments Quaid, you played her father on the parent trap, which makes you contractually obligated to play her father now!).  And im sorry that you spent all your money on rehab and didnt see results.

I miss you little lindsay.

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