Today I,

  • Took a giant swig of sour milk. 
  • Spent 15 minutes finding parking at the gym and then spent 15 more minutes parallel parking. 
  • Got bombarded by the Indian guy who always runs around the track barefoot who also smells of a man who hasnt bathed in a week.

1 comment:

Shellene said...

oh great...the milk thing alone turned my stomach. maybe if you're lucky in california you will meet "stinky", the man who runs the beach every morning that smells like he's NEVER bathed in his whole life. you can smell him coming from at least 1/2 mile both directions. woof.