Basket ballin'

I know, I know, I know what your thinking.

Wet T-shirt contest, right?

But you'd be wrong. So wrong.

Thats just all his sweat.

(swass included).

Lets eat some cake!

My sister sent me a link the other night to a Huffington Post article about the meanest cakes of all time. I never knew people could express anger on something so sweet. This one being my favorite:

Not exactly the suprise im looking for on the day after.

That giant cookie certainly isn't going to fix that problem.

This one is especially kind....and racist??

I dont know if the Native American drawing is a reference to Pat's heritage or her new job?

And on a side note:

Happy Birthday to my brother Michael today.

Thats what you get for being the middle child. 

Sorry dude. 

Nah, i'm just kidding! Happy Birthday older bro!

Happy, happy

FEBRUARY y'all!

Geoff claims this to be the best month of all.

And speaking of which, wouldnt this have been perfect during your pregnancy days SG?

The New Orleans Saints

are getting my vote. I know this is something you cant really vote on, but dont worry about my phrasing (it already took me 10 times to get their name and mascot right).

Dear Reggie B, 

I'll have you know I do "Keep up with the Kardashians" and I saw how heart broken Kim was when you guys broke up. 

Im glad your back together now. 

I hope you win your super bowl ring, so Kimmy K. can win a ring of her own.

One that says marriage. 

ok? 

Someone in that family needs to show up Khloe and we all know its not going to be Kourtney.

Signed with Kim's needs at heart, 

KG.

bang-able?

Geeze guys, get your minds out of the gutter.

I've been considering bangs--and by considering I mean that the idea popped into my mind two days ago and I immediately voiced it to Geoff. So stop freaking out mom--and Geoff. (I used to have totally awesome bangs when I was 5).

There are lots of different types of bangs.

Like large lady bangs. Somewhat comparable to what I used to rock in the elementary school. Minus that cleavage. Show me know more grandma!

Uncomfortable boy bangs. Puberty is rough man. (especially when your mom still thinks your five)

Boys who deny having bangs, but you cant deny that they be creepin'.

And the ever so attactive family bangs.

The featured above arent exactly what I am going for.

I was thinking something more sophisticated like Kiera Knightly here:

Or the ever so awesome Reese Witherspoon:

To bang or not to bang?

Jupiter Jack

So, I dont know if any one has the affinity to Billy Mays that I do, but I had an experience last night that put me in shock! Shock, I say! I was at the gym when I saw a commerical for the "Jupiter Jack" which exploited my man Billy Mays. The dead Billy Mays. The man I turn to for all my cleaning and informercial needs. If you are going to put Billy Mays in your commerical he better have come back from the dead or i'm not buyin' what your sellin'. And thats all I have to say about that.

R.I.P. Billy.

Oh hey there little guy!

My brother is a new dad!

Mike and Ariel welcomed this little guy into their world on January 19th!

Atlas Parker Dunn

Cant wait to meet him!