I ment what I said and I said what I ment. Elephants remember 100%.

I might have a small crush on Cee-lo Green. But how can you not when you listen to 'Wildflower'.

The spring game is this weekend...which means saying so long to geoffs "night tremors/episodes?"--things are gettin' a little weird around here.

8-ish weeks until California. Are you ready Garners? 'cuz Geoff can't wait.

This week is all about The OC reruns via netflix. Do you remember that show? It was amazing. I wasn't allowed to watch it in high school (not that that stopped me) and coincidentally my parents are hooked on the show and watch it nightly--you welcome dad!

Do all your long car rides involve discussing the relationships on '16 and pregnant'? Or is that just us?

And dont you hate when you dont fit in the car and your shoes are 6 sizes to big??

Swass attack! To the maxxx!

Geoff came home from a basketball game covered in sweat (whats new?) 

Then he sat on my couch.

Then I realized that he was sittin on my couch and I said "Hey, get off that couch and take a shower Swassy Pants." Then he said "My butts not even that sweaty!" 

But then we saw this when he got up.

Swass is attacking my life. 

I see it at home, I see it at the gym.

I see swass. 

Opposites attract?

Last night I took this photo. Geoff and I were sitting on the couch and he was trying on some new cleats. He put his legs up and I put mine up on his. Then I was looking at our feet, him in his cleats and me in my new (bright white) converse (say good bye to the ratty old ones I've had since high school). I looked at him and I said "I think it speaks to our personalities".

 What it said I wasnt really sure. We're just so opposite in ways. Most obvious im not athletic. Most athletes I know marry other athletes, and then breed athletic babies. I'm active but not athletic. But I thought, thats okay. I like him and he likes me and somehow we work together. But then, I was in class today and my teacher said "The old addage that opposites attract isnt true and almost all marriages between those who are opposite end in divorce!" Well then. Thankfully I plan on proving those statistics wrong.

Everything good comes from Sweden.

I've had a rough week. 

Geoff noticed.

I came home to a 1.9 lb bag of swedish fish on the table.

I love swedish fish and he loves me.

But that also means that i've been grabbing a handful of these guys everytime I head out the door to go to the gym (amongst other various time during the day :)

counterproductive?

whatever.

Jupiter Jack

So, I dont know if any one has the affinity to Billy Mays that I do, but I had an experience last night that put me in shock! Shock, I say! I was at the gym when I saw a commerical for the "Jupiter Jack" which exploited my man Billy Mays. The dead Billy Mays. The man I turn to for all my cleaning and informercial needs. If you are going to put Billy Mays in your commerical he better have come back from the dead or i'm not buyin' what your sellin'. And thats all I have to say about that.

R.I.P. Billy.

Today I,

• Took a giant swig of sour milk. 
• Spent 15 minutes finding parking at the gym and then spent 15 more minutes parallel parking. 
• Got bombarded by the Indian guy who always runs around the track barefoot who also smells of a man who hasnt bathed in a week.

awesome.

a very important error.

Can I point something out? Take a looksies at this:

Those are the only set of drawers in my current kitchen. So if I gave you this:

Naturally, you'd want to put it in a drawer, but you couldnt. Because that doesnt fit in this:

Im not going to miss keeping my utensils on the kitchen counter. Im just not.